She munches a skinny sprig of celery and then sends it to her personal jacuzzi.
Or perhaps, she'll pretend to enjoy an apple--a starter food that avoids the crowd as it churns to oblivion before it rains
peanut butter crackers.
The storm always comes.
Still trying to stay healthy with a bit of protein, she searches for the perfect snack.
But a healthy treat is not what she craves--
only a filler to stall a rising crowd in her acid pool.
But a healthy treat is not what she craves--
only a filler to stall a rising crowd in her acid pool.
Chips
Dips 
Chocolate cookies
Ice cream
Soda pop
M&Ms
Doritos
Cheetos
Oreos
Oh nos!
There's no turning back once "the crowd" sends her butt to the Lane Bryant store.
9 comments:
Dieters everywhere are nodding their head in agreement (including me!). It's hard to stick to the good stuff when you know you need to get a few pounds off.
If you have enough of those treats, you can be a crowd all by yourself!
Oh yes, glamor versus good food. Difficult choice! But...the crowd wins and we've to stay slim!
Do you know the only thing i can't relate to in your blog is ...lol LANE BRYANT is this maybe like my "Tar jay"? hehe ok promise to check it out! Love how you did this..so colorful!
LOL! Loved the 'acid pool'. Happy non-dieting weekend!
Cute, funny and creative! And I can relate about the diet stuff. :( Chocolate or celery? Gee, hard to decide.
Temptation is a tough one. It's very hard for me to walk past a sweet treat and go for the carrot sticks, but summer is a comin' and I don't want to be mistaken for a beached whale at the beach this summer.
Oh my, sounds like you blogged about me again :)
Just kidding, this was really cute, especially the crowd sending her butt anywhere.
That crowd sounds awful! Gotta find better friends.
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