The fetus swam in warm water while listening to the soft pattering
Unfortunately, oxygen loss was not the only problem for the fetus' developing head lodged against a hard hip bone. Yes, the baby would be born. She would face the world with a red heart shaped birthmark on her forehead and a red tint down her face. Furthermore, the constant loss of consciousness in the womb would lead to a propensity to faint easily.
Now, let's perk this post up a bit.
Joke: A man finished baby-proofing his house and his wife says "Aw, honey. You said you didn't want to have kids."
He responds "I know. Let's see them get in now."
Joke provided via http://goodriddlesnow.com
11 comments:
LOL - funny,
Very touching and then funny as heck!
Most babies can be quite terrifying.
Very scary to think of but LOVED the joke at the end!
What an unexpected table turner! So enjoyed the read. :)
i always find myself, after reading your posts clicking on FUNNY INTERESTING and COOL!!!!!!!
Took me to two emotional extremes here :)
I constantly worried about the cord being wrapped around my firstborn's neck when I was pregnant. but clearly, it is a very real threat.
thankfully, it all turned out well all 3 times -- although I often do wonder if they are brain damaged when I see the stuff they do!
I would like to child proof the house on this snow day!! :)
Poor baby!
lol on the second half. My MIL might agree w/that one. :)
A friend's firstborn died due to the cord being wrapped round the baby's neck. I was so worried when I was pregnant with my son, thank God I had a safe pregnancy.
I was surprised to read the serious first half of your post because you usually post stories that crack me up. :)
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