B and I were in sixth grade and headed to the playground. On the way down the sidewalk, a man sitting on a stump asked for directions to Wilson School. Harmless enough.
Next, the man mentioned how it was hot outside and wanted to know if we'd ever seen a man "do this" before. He unzipped his pants and pulled out something that looked like the end of a thick, uncooked hot dog without the ketchup, mustard, or even a bun.
While my friend stood gaping, I took off running. So, if a man ever asks me that question again, I will say, "Yes."
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While my friend stood gaping, I took off running. So, if a man ever asks me that question again, I will say, "Yes."
I bet you'll never look at hot dogs the same way again.
13 comments:
You are correct - I won't. Clever X post.
Now I am hungry :)
Oooooohmygoodness ~ I'm confused lol. Is this really about hotdogs or body parts?? Thought body parts but Claudia above said she's hungry so...
Paula
lifeasweknowitbypaula.blogspot.com
I would have took off running too! Sorry you had to see that, Joyce!
Yikes. When I was a kid (also in 6th grade), the guy down the street was sitting in his garage with the door open, reading a newspaper. When my friends and I walked down the sidewalk one day, he hollered, "Hey, girls!" When we turned our heads, he lifted the paper to reveal that he was pantless.
We have big fat sausages here in the UK - and that's all I'm saying ....
seriously laughs harrrrrd Claudia, that was a quick thinking answer... and Paula... OH MY HECK just keeps laughing, cuZ I cannot add to this, nope... cannot.. LOLOLOL
Uhm--that would totally ruin hot dogs for me--no matter how fun Mickey makes it seem. Next time tell the man to get a bun!! Geesh! Thank God you ran!!
Oh dear me. I gotta go to England! (Paula) Anyway, Hot dogs are really one of my favorite summer foods and I shall not ever think of this story again. Will not, Will not, Will not.....♥
God, how awful. The things we wish we could forget as kids.
What a complete sicko! Like you wanted to see that!! Geez!!
Kathy
http://gigglingtruckerswife.blogspot.com
Glad you ran away before he got any more ideas. Sorry you had to go through that. Julie
Am sure you are over it by now ~ great sense of humor ~ namaste, ^_^
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