In case you didn't read enough about my colonoscopy, here's more. First, we drove to the Surgery Center and parked near signs like this:
Which made no sense because patients undergoing procedures aren't allowed to drive.
Next, I headed to the reception desk where the lady asked me to show ID, as if someone is going to fake being me so they can have a probe stuck up their butt. After a short sleep, all was fine.
Then I came home and watched Helen Hayes in Airport. Classic! Good golly, the world has changed. A lady stows away on an airplane by saying, "My son lost his wallet," while a man kung fu grips a bomb in a brief case onto a plane without screening nor questioning. Next, a pilot argues with the aircraft control, and they listen to him. Plus, a lady cuts in line to ask a question and gets a polite answer from smiling airport staff! Good golly.
Personally, Airport was good, but I like the remake better. Airplane!