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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Half-Donkey Job

Everyone's heard the saying that March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb, but in the south we take it a bit further. If March enters like a lamb (it did), it goes out like a lion (yep). So how can that be? It seems to go in and out in opposite ways. Off course if you get a lot of rain in March like we're getting now, it should help the grass grow. 
 
This healthy grass theory might work, except my husband planted grass seed on only half of our lawn. So the left grows luscious green blades while the other side bares brown stubble. He claims it was a good move because we lost the lake in the backyard; however, it looks goofy.

Just think how great life would be if we did a half job with everything. Shaving's a pain, so I think I'll shave one leg from now on. Okay, it's late. I'll go tweeze my right eyebrow then climb in bed.

Oops, what if I missed and plucked the eye instead?  . ⠅⠅⠄⠎⠂⠒⠁⠉⠌⠌⠅ I'd be in trouble because reading Braille doesn't work for computer screens--dang it! Oh, wait. I'd only be blind in one eye. No problem.☺

4 comments:

Jen Daiker said...

I'm here to welcome you to the A to Z blogging challenge!!! SO glad you joined in on the fun! I'm one of the co-hosts so should you need anything don't hesitate to ask!!! I do hope you'll stop by and say hello! We are also having fun on twitter (I'm @jenunedited and we're chatting at #atozchallenge)!

Joyce Lansky said...

Thanks for stopping by!

Nikki said...

Uh, are you saying I shouldn't just be shaving one leg at a time? Hey, I'm a single mom, no one looks at my legs except me anyway! LOL. I'm here from the UBP hop, following you now!

Joyce Lansky said...

I think you need to shave two at a time. You know, squeeze those knees together and give it one long sweep. Thanks for following!