I'm going to be rich. How do I know? It's simple. Everyday Publisher's Clearing House sends me an e-mail and tells me so. Today's latest says, "There will definitely be a major prize winner in the Memphis area." With only a million people, it's got to be me! But here's more exciting news. My prompt entry will also activate a chance for me to win a life-changing $10,000,000.00 SuperPrize from Giveaway No. 1400.
Now wait a minute? Wasn't 1400 the prize they said I'd win last year? Surely they wouldn't write it if it weren't true. Plus, I've received those notes that say someone with the initials JL is a winner. Yep! No doubt about it; I'm going to win.
I can see it now. The Prize Patrol drives down my block and rings the bell sometime after I get home from work. We know the moment, I've removed that uncomfortable piece of ladies lingerie. After all, we must free those puppies. Anyway, the doorbell rings and the television cameras show me jumping up and down on NATIONAL TV. Wow! Uh, err, maybe I should put the bra back on.
10 comments:
I know the feeling. First thing I do too. But, hey, if Ed McMahon is coming over, you gotta be ready for the camera. Congratulations. Buy everybody lunch at the next SCBWI conference!!!
Sounds like a plan!
Hey, congratulations. after you get your check, come for a visit :)
You know I will! I've been wanting to come see you in New Zealand ever since you moved there.
LOL. I get some of those PCH things sometimes. I never pay much attention. Hmm..perhaps I should :)
LOL! Wait a minute! I thought I was the winner!
I clicked on your link over at the hilarious Humorsmith. You are funnee too!
Thanks, all! I appreciate the kind comments.
Its good we dont live in the same area because Publishers Clearinghouse told me I was going to win. lol
This is funny. Putting on the uncomfortable lady lingerie sounds like a good move.
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Too funny, I love those spammy emails with their almost promises of wild riches. Thanks for linking up with Pass the Spam.
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