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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Chain Letters

Tonight my sister sent me another one of those messed up chain letters. It was about July having five Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays and that's supposed to have something to do with money. Send it off, and you'll get money, don't and you'll lose it. Who writes these things? Do they not have enough to do?

Fine. If someone can make up horse poop about July, I'm going to write lies about March. Let's see, hmmm. March has four Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. That must have something to do with monkeys. If you send this little known fact off to five friends by Friday, no monkeys will swing through your house, but if you don't . . . Gilbert the 900 pound Gorilla will escape from the nearest zoo, break into your house, and eat all of your bananas. Chain breakers beware.


Rhonda (Pukeko) said...

Oh, well this explains the 900 pound gorilla in my living room. LOL. Love this post.

Kristine Asselin said...

Ooh, I really don't like chain letters either. I'm am constantly tempting fate by deleting them from my inbox. :)

Bree @ Twinkle in the Eye said...

Oh I hate those things! Delete, delete, delete! And you know what - I'm still here. I suppose if I had forwarded them I might be an awful lot richer...not! Thanks for linking up for Flash Blog Friday :-)